Feminism vs. Sex Dolls – The Final Solution to Feminism
Let’s get one thing straight. There are three waves of feminism that have grown wildly popular.
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First Wave Feminism(Let's Vote!)
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Second Wave Feminism(Let's Work!)
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Third Wave Feminism(LET'S KILL ALL CIS GENDERED SELF-IDENTIFYING MALES!!!1!)
Everyone from current day Feminists in England to MGTOW in America universally hates the current amalgamation that is Third Wave Feminism. Arguably, they’re the ones truly responsible for the rise of the sex doll industry. They’ve mobilized women to flood labor markets, reducing the free market value of labor itself, while forcing the free market real estate sector to permanently price in dual-income households. The freedom they so desperately desired is being forced to work 9-5 shifts until the day they die. Thanks, ladies. Well, don’t blame us because your depression and suicide rates are skyrocketing ever since they “liberated” you from the evil patriarchy.
Feminism vs. Sex Dolls
There is finally hope for all of humanity with the rise of the sex doll industry. How? Let me show you. I’ll walk you through it very slowly, with real-life examples. After you get through this, you’ll be optimistic for the first time in decades, and you’ll probably buy a sex doll just to help humanity get there.
What Happens When a Feminist Meets a Sex Doll?
Meet Onyekachi, or @its_roi on Twitter. She is a popular feminist, and her initial and natural reaction to seeing these new realistic sex dolls is priceless.
You see, deep down, every Feminist knows something innately true about the nature of men and women. Women have the astronomically unique, and seemingly magical ability to create new life, but Feminists aren’t satisfied with that natural and Godlike ability, and the massive responsibility it carries. When a Feminist in her natural environment(Twitter, Tumblr, etc.) encounters its mortal enemy, it shrieks and sheds all the brainwashing it convinced itself was previously true. The inner truth comes out. They fear, more than anything else, that the sex doll industry becomes as popular and common as internet porn. Their entire way of life will come crashing down, as the natural supply and demand of women will come crashing down.
Five Percent And It’s Over
Math isn’t a Feminists’ strength. They fear that 50% of men will end up with a sex doll, and the demand for women will crash faster than a Feminist driving on a hill. What they don’t realize is that it only takes 5%, and the shift in the supply and demand curve will be significant. Once 5% of men own their own sex dolls, it’s going to become a household item. It’s well on its way already. By the end of 2020, there will be a sex doll brothels in every major city.
Since the 1970s, Ralph Lauren, among many other major fashion designers knew one thing: Black People Make Things Cool(and Socially Accepted)
Let’s see how the Black community is responding to the sex dolls. Remember, the black culture has an innate ability to ignore what Feminists, SJWs, and other whiney, white teenagers, and overweight college girls cry about online and at Russian-sponsored Anti-Trump rallies. They go to church and celebrate Christmas at higher rates than the whites, and they have been able to retain the gender roles in their community, which explains why they are happier overall despite the history of economic hardships they endured.
I used my tax refund on a $1500 sex doll and it was money well spent. I’m letting my neighbor use it rn lol
— Big Julius (@8MileLoko) February 18, 2018
.i can never just fck 1 nigga in peace , just cuz you feel like I got that good good don’t mean I’m out here busting this thang down wit the fellas I’m actually capable of being a 1 mans sex doll
— keepinupwit__Syn (@syn_inthecity) February 22, 2018
Anyone seen my bro @Galvan9Angel ?? He copped that new new sex doll & been ghost ever since! His family needs him…
• He responds to: AG2, chingon, wei, perro, ese
•Last seen: Leaving a poker tourney holding a fourty, moisturizer & a silicon blondepls Twitter do your thing
— Varo (@a7markez) February 13, 2018
Do you see the difference? Both black men and women embrace this advent of technology and are already making creative memes and humorous jokes publicly. This is just what the Feminists are afraid of. Normalization.
Game Over Feminists
It’s over. Look how real(and attractive) these sex dolls look. This one, in particular, is just under $2000 from Silicone Wives.
Alternatively, what about this beauty of a redhead sex doll? She is only $2,099 from SRSD!
Looking for some cross-species sex with a Real Sexy Elf Sex Doll!? You can get this Elf Sex Doll for $1800 here!
How Can Women Even Compete?
Obviously, men do the math and realize this is the equivalent amount of money as 10 first dates. These girls watch you play video games and never complain. They put out exactly what you put into them(tehehe). So, “how can women even compete?” This is the fundamentally flawed thinking of a Feminist. Real women aren’t competing. Life isn’t a competition. Men and women are supposed to work together. There are couples, who for the first time in their lives, are actually having threesomes with the sex dolls. They are happy and just as much in love as ever before.
“Modern Day Feminists Have Tarnished The Name Of Their Own Movement And Their Respected Predecessors – The World”
Men and women complement each other’s natural abilities and proficiencies, and the most important thing you can ever do in your life is properly raising your children and take care of your family, above all else. It’s sad knowing people will be “triggered” by this kind of content, but it’s just a measure of our society as a whole. It’s sad that a sex dolls reviews website has to remind us of these incredibly basic biological facts and fundamental humanist principles about your life’s true meaning. Perhaps, just perhaps, knowing you have a blonde bombshell in your closet can help take the stress off of our modern-day struggle.
wtf i love sex dolls now
Very informative.
Saving some money to get one or two. 🙂
Great article!